Me or the Monkey?

Lori Garbacz. had the reputation of saying and doing anything at anytime. This is one of those times.

 Bill Jenkins (Junkman) worked for Lori a few times and was no slouch himself, when it came to saying what was on his mind

As we all know, long distance relationships are tough; being a professional athlete doesn’t make it any easier. So one day Lori was telling Bill how much she missed her boyfriend and couldn’t wait to see him again to catch up in an amorous fashion. Well Bill, also having needs, decided to see if there was an opening in this dilemma he might take advantage of.

After Lori confided her thoughts to him he responded with these eloquent words.

“Lori, have you ever thought of you and me? You know, I have a pretty good move myself. I could save you the airfare”.

Without hesitation Lori retorted.

“Bill, if I was stranded on a desert island with you and a monkey, I’d f---  the monkey!

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