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My player this week is Giulia Sergas

Monday: Giulia wasn't flying in till today so I took the opportunity to make a few extra bucks. Safeway always hires tour caddies for their VIP's and, taking it upon myself to make early contact and arranged some loopers for both Monday and Tuesday, naturally I included yours truly in the group. A late start due to frost shortened the morning round to fourteen holes but our afternoon go touched all the bases. Our pro was Morgan Pressel and of course, Sam was on the bag. Morgan seemed a bit too into her practice than attending to the amateurs. I've always thought that it's their day and the pro should forego the homework and just have fun. You need a day like that every so often.

Super Loopers; Scraper, me, Sam, 'Motorcycle Jim' and Tex

 

Tuesday: Another delay and fourteen holes for the group in the morn once again was the result. Fortunately, it was our time slot shaving off close to an hour for the round. Afterward, we left the clubs with Paul the club repair wizard for regripping and called it a day.

  • Those pesky bugs; The greens had an influx of nematodes leaving them looking quite barren in places, especially on the front nine, even though they're still rolling well.

  • Bundle up; In an effort to protect these delicate putting surfaces from the extraordinarily cold weather, a little ingenuity from the maintenance crew was necessary.

 

The 18th covered from head to toe, if it had any.

 

  • $10 gets you in; The first pool of the year is about to begin. 'Maggie's March Madness' (run by who else than Maggie Will) tests the skills of any who dare to enter. All you have to do is accumulate the most points by picking the winners of the Men's Division I NCAA basketball match-ups. 

Wednesday:  Plenty of chipping practice at the end of the range and a late 9 holes was our day. Giulia's coach tagged along and turned into one of the best practice sessions I've seen in awhile.

  • Not a very candid camera; Plenty going on at the back of the range. Looks like a big TV production.

Lights, camera, action!

 

  • Newbies; Last week Giulia mentioned she was looking for a laptop and needed some help. I offered my services and, as soon as I was done with the Monday pro-am, the search was a foot. The criteria? Bare bones was all she desired. Internet use, DVD and integrated wireless. Leave the bells and whistles behind. She also wished to pick it up locally, no online ordering, for around $600. Exploring the Net didn't take long to find exactly what she wanted. Circuit City offered an Acer Aspire 3004WLCI with more than she needed for only $550 after rebates. 

    As it happens, one of my roommates, 'Motorcycle Fred', was looking for exactly the same thing. Both Fred and Giulia plopped down the cabbage and picked up their brand new cyber-ware last night and are off and running. Fred is a geekdom neophyte, this being his first computer, so I'm loading all the security necessities and will be tutoring him the rest of the week. Should know enough to get by after that. Well., maybe. Tomorrow it's Giulia's turn. We're heading to Gecko Espresso after the round for some coffee and computing. Their free wireless will make it much easier than the dial-up I used for Fred's configuration.

     

  • Do it yourself; For everyone who is about to get a new PC, or just wish to make yours more secure, the following is a must. 

    1. Run Windows Update and set for automatic. This will download any patches in the background while online.

    2. Make sure the Windows Firewall is on or even better, install Kerio Firewall. I'm running it now and have purchased the full version. Only $15 till the end of this month and $10 yearly after that.

    3. Install anti-virus software. I'm using the free version of AVG. Includes daily updates.

    4. Install programs to fight all that nasty mal-ware that may infect your computer. Programs such as Windows Defender (runs in real time and has auto updates), Spybot Search and Destroy (after installing update definitions and immunize), Ad-Aware (after installing update definitions) and Ewido (paid version also runs in real-time) Each of these has a scan option and should be run at least weekly.  

     

Thursday: Hardly a breath of wind this morning so 'these girls were a rockin'. The scores are so low, red may be the official color for St. Patty's Day. We carded a -2 ourselves but if the putts would have fallen early... Well, you know the story.

  • Frequent driver miles; Many players live in the Phoenix area and are commuting this week so one way trips of 60 miles or more are common. One of the lucky few, Michelle Estill, staying at a friend's abode, was first out of the hopper this morning but made it without a problem. All that was necessary was a 5:30 departure. Heard Tina Barrett may have the longest trek, living just short of Flagstaff. Maybe it just seems like it.

  • Go West young man; That's where we'll be heading in two years. Off to promote another development on the other side of town.

  • Better off dead than red; Mark, Giulia's coach, is the proud owner of a communist hating dog named Otto (pronounced owe-toe). Just the mention of the word and he goes ape s--t!

  • Beyond help; 'Big Dennis' (looping for Jessica Reese-Quayle) was inflicted with a severe case of PB this morning. Claimed it was worn to protect against the cool weather. Yeah, right.

  • I feel better; Managed to get most of Giulia's necessary software loaded and fixed Mark's wireless connection to boot. He also added some security cause he was running buck naked though cyberspace without even a fig leaf of protection. Like that one?

Friday: Bad day at Black Rock. One bird and too many bogies. Ba-bye.

  • More nuptials; Barb Mucha has wed and is now listed as Barb Kolb. Also, Kim Saiki has taken the plunge but has kept her own name as far as her professional career goes.

  • Just when you thought it was safe; Caddie Tom Konapacki has been attacked by a latent case of 'M's Revenge' and is unable to tote the sack. Same thing happened to him last year in Morelia. 

  • Under the microscope; Ah! After a hard day on the links  your ready for a bit of relaxation. How about a good soak it a steamy hot tub, just waiting to soothe away any aches and pains with its massaging pulsating jets. But wait. Have you read what lurks in that bubbling caldron? You may have second thoughts after reading this.